Triple Whale

is in your extended network

Just an intelligent operating system looking for brands that appreciate clarity, good creative, and scaling without the guesswork.

I'm into long walks through your data, late-night ROAS checks, and helping ecommerce brands figure out what's actually driving growth.

I've got trust issues with "gut feelings" and a genuine soft spot for a clean dashboard.

I speak fluent ROAS, CAC, LTV.

I'm basically your media buyer, data scientist, and project manager, but I never ask for PTO and I've never once said "let's circle back." I'm not here to replace your team, but I will make them look like hella geniuses.

I'm looking to meet others with a willingness to commit, at least a little curiosity about your own numbers, someone who won't ghost me the second Q4 gets spooky.